Happy Jesus Fucked a Pumpkin Day

Some of these are pretty dead on…

davidwraith‘s Halloween party:

__exploit_me dressed as a bunny.

albumdemicabeza gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as the Governor of Missouri.

algonquin_dot dressed as a blue particle.

alizarin_rose gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a beard.

archer_root dressed as Green Lantern.

beckyzoole dressed as Uhura from “Star Trek”.

ceramyk didn’t even show up and doesn’t get any candy.

chazellik dressed as Harry S Truman.

countdraga dressed as a goblin.

etherealflwyr dressed as the King of Jamaica.

gentleartemisia dressed as a new superhero: Turbo- Djinn.

gerbilsupmyarse dressed as the love child of Fidel Castro and Milla Jovovich.

girl_w_glasses dressed as James Polk.

jaspamaster forgot to put on clothes!

kokotovitch dressed as a easy vampire.

lil_banjo dressed as your grandfather.

mixnmetalnwordz dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.

mizsarah dressed as Tori Amos.

monablu dressed as Optimus Prime.

oseopixie dressed as Steven Spielberg riding a deer.

pervykitten dressed as Optimus Prime.

riggermortis2 dressed as a mummy.

saint_gasoline dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Beloved Ambassador.

sofvckinghot dressed as a assistant four-color glossy publisher.

the_elan_vital dressed as the love child of Elton John and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

urbancowgrrrl gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Tom Cruise.

wakingvixen gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Mae.

word_in_motion dressed as Andrew Johnson.

and…

danielmath dressed as Julia Roberts.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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