PhotoShop + Insomnia = Fake Oakley Ad

Sifl: Hello, and welcome to The Preceious Roy Home Shopping Network, Sifl is myself, Olly is that dude.

Olly: Friends, if you’re like me, you spend a lot of time making fake sunglasses ads when you can’t sleep, am I right?

Sifl: Hell yeah!

Olly: Yeah, it’s normal. We all love making fake ads with PhotoShop, but we agree it can sometimes be a problem. 

Sifl: Oh you know about the problems I’ve had with fake PhotoShop ads. 

Olly: Dude, you’ve got some serious-ass, fake PhotoShop ad problems! But there is a solution: Oakley Sunglasses. It’s a simple equation folks: Insomnia plus PhotoShop divided by sunglasses equals fake Oakley ads. 

Sifl: WHAT?! 

Olly: I’m just making sense Sifl, let’s take some calls…

David Wraith: Hey, get a load of this: my roommate’s nephew took this picture of him: 

David Wraith: One night when I couldn’t sleep, I played with it in PhotoShop for ten minutes and came up with this: 

Olly: Point proven folks! Let’s talk to Precious Roy. 

Precious Roy: THIS IS PRECIOUS ROY! WHO TOOK POLAROIDS OF ME IN THE BATH TUB!? 

Olly: No Precious, it’s fake sunglasses-

Precious Roy: SUNGLASSES? YOU GUYS ARE SUCKERS!