Dear Lou Dobbs,
Merry Christmas. I hope you got the card I sent along with the pair of suspenders and fashionable leather belt. This is my Christmas gift to you. I figure you need all the help you can get keeping your pants up, judging by the way they were down around your ankles this morning on Democracy Now! while you were getting ass fucked by Amy Goodman and Juan Gonzales on the topic of illegal immigration.
Feliz Navidad,
-Wraith