1 That I’m 47 years old (I’m 30)
2 That I‘m a heroin addict (never tried it)
3 That I’m bisexual (this one got all the way to my mother. Not true. At least, not yet)
4 That I’m addicted to pornography (this one reached my mom as well, I wouldn’t say I’m addicted)
5 That I was an undercover narcotics officer (this one followed me all through high school. I’d like to say that I was unpopular cause people thought I was a narc. Truth is, people probably thought I was a narc cause I was unpopular.)
6 That I’m 
algonquin_dot’s baby daddy (this persisted until her son was born white)
7 That I’ve moved to California (don’t know where this one comes from but I’ve heard it several times from different people who could not have spoken to each other. Whenever I hear it, it makes me feel bad that I haven’t)
8 That I murdered a drug dealer (this wasn’t a rumor so much as something a couple people suspected and fortunately did not share with the police)
9 That I’m gay and married to a man (okay, I started this one)
10 That I’m dead (yep, I started that one too.)
i’m sorry… i’ll stop spreading them or better yet… i’ll make them more interesting. 😛
I’ve heard that you’re a big fan of Barbra Streisand’s Yentl, but that you think it would have been better with Bette Middler as the lead.
–AC
Ok, that’s true. I’m a sucker for Jewish, transgender musicals.
Yeah, someone spread a rumor that I’m hung like a swamp gator. Okay, that wouldn’t fly as too many people on this list alone have seen me naked..
Yes, move to Cali… I’m here now. 🙂
baby daddy
…we were all surprised he was white…I thought he’d at least be born half-lesbian drummer…haha
Re: baby daddy
Dead people jokes, got a million of ’em
I have never heard any of these rumors.
Actually, I heard the one about him being dead when I was still at Webster. Did you start that one so long ago, David?
You gotta be kidding. The dead thing was in highschool. You didn’t really hear that at Webster did you?
I honestly did. I was upset… and then I saw you a couple of days later.
That’s so fucking weird!!!
:0)
May I add you?
Add away… Welcome to the picture show.
BTW How did you find me?
Umm… I’m not sure now haha
I just went random and luckily, you fell into my lap :0)
It was fate, baby.
BTW, love your icon.
Thank you.
I do believe in fate.
While you are in Cali why don’t you come and visit? Portland, don’t forget Portland, mang.
By the way, Fate doesn’t need anyone to believe in it.