Weird Dream

Had this dream the other night. I was watching some lame reality show, like The Real World, only I was on the show. Now, here’s the weird part: it wasn’t a taped episode, it was live. I was in two places at one time and watching myself live on TV. Very David Cronenberg, very Videodrome.

My friend Draga used to video-tape all of his parties, and at the next party he’d show the tape from the last party. So, you’d have a room full of people sitting in his living room being video-taped watching themselves on TV sitting in the same living room several months prior. After a while this got to be really surreal.

Anyway, back to the dream. So on TV I’m at this party and there’s the white girl in a black velvet dress flirting with me. Out of the corner of my eye I’d seen her, walking backwards across the room making a beeline in my direction. She backed into me and started grinding on me and putting my hands all over her.

The girl seems really familiar, and in the dream I’m trying to remember where I met her in real life. I realize I don’t know this girl in real life, so I figure maybe I met her in another dream. Then I realize that I’ve never really dreamed about her before but maybe I’m dreaming that I’ve dreamed about her before.

Sometimes I have dreams that feel like recurring dreams when I’m dreaming them and then I wake up and realize that I’d never had that dream before. I call these CIA dreams, because they come complete with their own fake back story.

Anyway, that’s all I remember from the dream. In the middle of the next night, it hit me where I knew the girl from. She’s stripper that had given me a table dance around Christmas.