The Many Faces of Robin
Had lunch with my friend Robin today. If God created anything sexier than butch, straight women, she kept that shit for herself.
Mixed emotions, like my older brother jumping off the Empire State Building, and landing on my new Corvette:
Good News: My volunteer application was accepted, which means I get to go to Shibaricon for free.
Bad News: That means I only gotta come up with $500 bucks for airfare and hotel.
Good News: I was asked about possibly posing for some suspension bondage photos at Shibaricon.
Bad News: Which means I need to lose about 15 pounds in 6 weeks.