Andrea Pawnell of the St. Louis SLAM scores a touchdown against the Kansas City Krunch 

AC and I went to see the St. Louis Slam, the women’s full contact football team, play the KC Krunch last Saturday. As you can imagine, for a male lesbian, a women’s football game was like being a kid in  a candy store.

We left in the 4th quarter with the Slam leading 20 to 13. You know, after the novelty that they’re women wears off, it’s pretty much like any other football game. The noticable exception being, I can stare at the players’ asses and not feel gay.

I’m trying to get my friend Robin to go out for the team next year. I want to be the male groupie of a female football player.