The Ironic Comb-over
I was at the Jade Room last night and over heard a conversation between two hipsters, one with a full head of hair, the other with a comb-over.
It seems that Hipster No. 2 had a full head of hair until recently, when he shaved in a bald spot in order to wear a comb-over. Now, get this, Hipster No. 1 was upset, because he too had had the idea to give himself a faux comb-over and Hipster No.2 had beat him to it.