Tips for Surviving Interfuse
Bring plenty of batteries. If your camera dies before the main burn, you won’t get a second chance to get the shots of the two-story TV being blown up.
No matter how far away you camp from the DJ tents, BRING EARPLUGS.
Give the people dancing around the fire after the main burn plenty of space; especially if they’re naked. Third degree burns are not sexy.
There are no surprise endings to Fisting-Bot stories. In the end someone always gets fisted.
If you’re competing in the nude relay race you may want to keep you clothes on until the race starts, less you be standing around naked for forty-five minutes.
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