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  1. I don’t know?
    1. To prevent hypothermia
    2. To earn elusive “I gave Dave Navarro a shirt” merit badge
    3. To foil tattoo inspired serial killer
    4. To prevent global warming caused by “Navarro hotness”
    5. Pre-emptive strike: Navarro was planning to give you a shirt one day

  2. meh
    1) he can’t get hypothermia, he’s too hot.
    2) that would get me beat up by fan girls (and some guys)
    3) I think dave could take the killer…
    4) a shirt would do that? he’d jsut burn through it… again why number 1 is foiled as well.
    5) Psht he could never give me a shirt because he doesn’t have one. he’d have to give me his pants instead.

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