Things I Don’t Do Well At All:
Cook
Sew
Drive
Fix Things
Navigate
Sing
Swim
Read
Commit
Things I Do Reasonably Well:
Write
Take Photographs
Make Movies
Talk About Movies
Talk About Making Movies
Pronounce Foreign Names
Guess the National Origin of Asians
Fuck
Things I Do Exceptionally Well:
Masturbate
Procrastinate
Depress Myself