Any post-Fergie music by The Black Eyed Peas
Anything about a Jobless Economic Recovery
Rightwing Talk Radio
The Woody and Rizzuto Morning Show on The Point
That awful Ke$ha song that has somehow outlived Bad Romance and Empire State of Mind to become the most overplayed track of 2010.
Anything about anyone with the last name Kardashian.
Anything about Tiger Woods.
The plots of any recently released DVDs that I have yet to watch (thanks, guy who gave away the plot of Law Abiding Citizen).
That Avatar was better than The Hurt Locker.
That the health care reform bill covers abortion.