I wish I could remember the source of the quote, but my favorite comment on Lindsay Lohan’s photo spread in New York Magazine was something to the effect of "It’s amazing how much she looks like Marilyn Monroe… the 36-year-old, drug addicted, soon to be dead Marilyn Monroe."
In honor of la Lohan getting her kit off, here’s a very non-work safe musical ode to her genetic gifts.
Oh, horrible, that black and white picture with her holding the yellow fabric wadded up against her boobs, oh, it’s just so horrible. With that expression on her face and the bones sticking out, Lohan looks like a crack whore about to give you a $20 blow job before she passes out. That is one scary, dead-looking face. [shudder]