(After seeing an ad for penis enlargement pills)
Andy: If those pills really worked, every man in American would have a big penis.
Me: Every man in America may have a big penis. I wouldn’t know.
(After seeing an ad for penis enlargement pills)
Andy: If those pills really worked, every man in American would have a big penis.
Me: Every man in America may have a big penis. I wouldn’t know.
every man in america
i assure you not.
Re: every man in america
I do, though.
Just, you know, for the record.