When I’m alone in my room sometimes I stare at my wall…

So, I’m watching Hip Hop Honors on VH-1, and they’re honoring LL Cool J, and of all things, it reminds me of my dead ex, Robyn. Robyn loved LL Cool J.

And I’ll tell you something, once a skinny, white, naked goth girl sings “I Need Love” to you from her wheelchair, you can never hear the song quite the same way again.