Watching Michael Moore on The O’Reilly Factor last night, I was very happy to see someone stand up to Bill O’Reilly, but I was less inspired than frustrated with politics as a whole. I wish there was a candidate we could all agree on. I wish…that Jesus would run for President.
Think about it. Jesus would win by a landslide. He’d carry the anti-war vote and the religious right.
Jesus would be a uniter, not a divider.
Jesus would be bi-partisan. He’d never hesitate to reach a stigmatafied hand across the aisle to a Democrat or a Republican.
And remember the Sermon on the Mount? Talk about staying on message!
And can you imagine the debates?
Bush: I‘m a war President!
Kerry: I won three purple hearts!
Jesus: I DIED FOR YOUR FREAKIN’ SINS! I’m a crucifixion President!
In times of crisis, the world would ask, “What Would Jesus Do?” And he’d tell them.
Jesus would change the tone in Washington.
Jesus would bow to no special interests.
Jesus would not need to take corporate donations to run his campaign. With Passion of the Christ already passed 400 billion at the box office, why even advertise?
Plus, having proven himself assassination proof, there would be no need for a Vice President.
I won’t even get into the miracles he could work on health care, hunger and the environment.
Jesus for President!!!
“Jesus would be a uniter, not a divider.”
Or as dear W would say, Jesus would be a unificator.
I think…Jesus would wonder why Dubya was so in favor of the death penalty, since the story goes that Jesus himself was executed because of the death penalty.
Buddha for president!
But he would get into the I am holier than thou shit saying “I am the son of Jehovah” and he would do shit like driving the Wall Street traders off of Wall Street, and healing the sick and pissing off the drug companies and the Doctors and Helth Care workers, which would cause a HUGE labor problem. Then the Religious Right would disavow him and try to make him out to be the Devil incarnate………. I don’t know if it would work or not. And just think about the Catholic Church……. all those pedophile priests and Lesbian Nuns………. they would be up in arms too.
I am just glad to be an athiest.
Flaw: Jesus would never get the Jewish vote.
Come on! He would be the first Jewish president! Ahem!
Nah. He was a traitor. No self-respecting Jew would trust him.
only if the Buddha is his running mate. 🙂 cause despite your last point their has to be a vice-president… besides you probably would need to have the eastern aspect to pull in all of us NON-christians…
*smile*
“Buddha for President”
i second that motion.
If he won he would be the first GAY President!
Christ is into bondage. He’s a sub, humliation is his thing.
I would want to work in the white house if Jesus were president.
I would suck his fine jewish cock all night long.
Then I would scream sexual harassment when his wife Mary Magdelene found out about it, cause a controversy, make lots of headlines, and become a tabloid legend.
What else would anyone expect from the infamous Princess Rose?
Christ/Buddha ’04. I dig it.
You can count on my vote.
Re: Christ is into bondage. He’s a sub, humliation is his thing.
ONLY you Rose, only YOU, well and Monica Lewinsky
Jesus was gay?
Sure, You don’t expect 13 men to hang around and not be, and what was that thing he did washing the dudes feet? Besides in the Jewish culture at that time he would have been married already if he weren’t gay
Good points.
Some say he was married.
no one in the Catholic Church surly says that, it gives them free license to molest little boys!
it gives them free license to molest little boys!
I’m not sure I understand that, but they certainly are afraid of the though that Jesus may have ever had sex, even though the Bible clearly says that he went through everything we do (did).
Bush: Im a war President!
Kerry: I won three purple hearts!
Jesus: I DIED FOR YOUR FREAKIN SINS! Im a crucifixion President!
Brilliant!
sorry, I can’t spell worth shit, was taught by phonics, so I certainly appologize. May I ask who I am speaking to?
playing devil’s advocate here – military men hang out for even longer periods of time together without the company of women. Surely they are not all gay.
but they kill, which is a good substitute for sex, besides they plunder and rape, I know, I was an ex-Marine.
My name is Kat. Nice to meet you.
I found David’s page by accident once and I read him now because he fascinates me.
And you?
very true! violence is an acceptable outlet for sexual frustration in our culture.
My name is Michael Draga – and this is what I do – http://www.dragastudios.com
I am countdraga on Yahoo Messnger and AOL IM
again, nice to meet you.
I’ll check out your website when I get a chance!
It’s true, many would write him off as a “self-hating jew” in a second.
That’s great photgraphy. Very nice.
Thanks, I appreciate that very nice comment
are you being sarcastic or witty?
NO, I was being sincere and grateful
Sometimes it is hard being humble, but I try
when one tell you that your work is good, why not say thanks
I try. 🙂
Personally, I’ll take either.
Just the other day I was reflecting on the fact that after years of private school, a college education, and a literature degree, the fact remains; nothing does it forme like sex and violence. Everything else is an aquired taste.
If i can’t fuck it, beat it into bloody submission, or be beaten into bloody submission by it, what use do I have for it?
If you think the religious right would vote for a long-haired hippy like that, you don’t have nearly enough experience dealing with the right wing.
–AC
I don’t think a higher education takes away your baser desires; it just helps some people ignore theirs easier.
I can’t fuck or beat or be beaten by a papasan chair, but I still have use for it.
I guess I could fuck on/i> it.
I’d be the whore that washed his feet.
Very funny. 🙂
hmmmm….
I had a lot written here and deleted it – needless to say he would have my vote…