“Listening to you talk makes my head hurt.”
Things you should never tell someone after sex Vol. 1
“I don’t even like you.”
Suffice it to say, I think it’s time me and Don’t Answer Girl officially stopped seeing each other.
Just got off the phone with my ex-girlfriend, O. I feel like a real jerk. I have this relationship with her in my head that has nothing to do with reality. She’s one of the sweetest people in the world and in my mind I’ve turned her into this evil, Eastern-Block, bull whip-toting, she devil. As much as I hate to admit it, I still kinda seek her approval and factor in her opinion when I make decisions even though we hardly she or speak to each other. It’s really kinda sick. What ever happened to the arrogant, border-line psychotic who couldn’t give a shit what anyone else thought? When the fuck did I start valuing other people opinions so much? The problem isn’t that I’m crazy, it’s that I’m not crazy enough.