John Kerry, I’d fuck him.

Ever since John Kerry emerged as the front runner in the Democratic primaries, he’s kinda been the guy you decide you’re gonna fuck in the first five minutes of the date, and spend the rest of the night hoping he doesn’t say anything too stupid and break the mood.

Somewhere during the second debate, he actually started to get me wet.

So, I will end the suspense and  announce my endorsement of John Kerry for president.

John Kerry, I’d fuck him.

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5 Comments

  1. Dude, we had that Nader conversation almost two years ago. There was no Democratic nominee, the war in Iraq had just begun and I had just watched 30 of my friends get arrested protesting the war that a lot of Democrats had voted for. Added to which, I believe we had that conversation the day that I say Ralph Nader speak at Forest Park.
    I’m all about getting this crazy cracka out of office. I’ve been volunteering with ACT and MoveOn since the Democratic primaries.

  2. That’s cool. You were just pretty hardcore into the fact that Democrats were just as evil as Republicans, and that there was no real difference between them.
    I just had thought of you as ‘anti-establishment’ after that conversation, and was merely curious as to what lead to the change.

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