I finally gave Don’t Answer Girl my phone number. Why? Because God told me to. At the risk of eternal damnation, I really think it’s time for God to shut the fuck up (just kidding). I haven’t had sex in over a month. Haven’t jerked off either. It’s not so bad. I think my head’s a little clearer. I think masturbating three times a day over a long enough period of time starts to have side-effects not unlike constant bud-smoking. I actually look at more porn now than I did before (thank God for msbunny). One funny thing: part of this whole no sex thing was about getting closer to God and that has not happened. My religious fervor cooled right along with my libido. I think that says a lot about me. Anyway, A.C. ‘s birthday is in a couple of weeks and I can’t deny her (or myself) for much longer, so I’ll be lifting my sex ban just for her, but no one else and no jerking off. Not yet, anyway.