Everybody has a Thug Uncle.
Thug Uncle thinks he looks really good in that white cotton tank top.
Thug Uncle has resting Angry Black Man Face.
No one is allowed to touch the grill except Thug Uncle.
You will never know the secret of Thug Uncle’s collard greens.
Thug Uncle has never been married.
Or, he’s been married several times.
In which case, Thug Uncle is currently divorced.
4 out of 5 Thug Uncles surveyed have sent their grade-school aged nieces and nephews to buy cigarettes for them.
“Tell ‘em they’re for your Uncle. They’ll sell ‘em to you!”
Thug Uncle’s collard green recipe with die with him.
Never get too attached to any woman Thug Uncle brings to a family function.
You likely won’t see her again.
There’s a 1 in 5 chance that you got your first sip of alcohol from Thug Uncle.
Thug Uncle is not going to tell you what’s in his collard greens. Stop asking.
Thug Uncle has “no idea where them kids went.”
If you don’t have a Thug Uncle, check yourself. You might be somebody else’s Thug Uncle.