It’s A.C.’s birthday, which means I get to have sex tonight. I’m gonna strip for her first. I’ve only worked on my routine a couple of times and I don’t know the steps by heart, but what I don’t remmeber, I’ll improvise. It’s gonna be to “Computer Blue” and “Darlin’ Nikki” by Prince. I’ve already set up a strobe light in her living room for my performance. Well, gotta go, I only have an hour and a half to bathe, shave my chest and get oiled up and covered in glow-in-the-dark body glitter. Wish me luck.
The, the, its, the, the oil and shaving thing
Eeeeech! -Archer
Re: The, the, its, the, the oil and shaving thing
You got a problem with it, white boy?