| First concert seen? |
John Waite and The Babies at the Amreican Theatre in 1979 (I was 5) |
| Favorite way to spend time? |
Sleeping. Sleeping is king. |
| Favorite cartoon? |
Uh… does Strong Bad count? |
| Favorite guilty pleasure? |
Livejournal, VH1, Pepperidge Farm cookies |
| Last video game played? |
Uh… does Trogdor count? I don’t play video games |
| Favorite expression? |
I’m trying to popularize “Good morning baby killers.” |
| Stroking which body part is likely to get you interested? |
You know, if someone’s stroking me I’m either already interested or violently putting a stop to it. |
| Last time you climaxed more than once in a day? |
Sunday |
| Favorite place to have sex other than bedroom? |
Uh… your bedroom? |
| Favorite lube? |
Lube? |
| Sexiest item you own? |
My journal from 1996. |
| Last person you fantasized about? |
Masuimi Max… or Kumi…or Midori. “Goddamn you half Japanese girls…”-Weezer |
| Former partner that you would like to play with again? |
Jackie. Wow, she may be the only one. |
| Last person you desired that you couldn’t have |
Suzanne. |
| Where did you lose your virginity? |
Uh… in a bed… in University City. What an odd question? |
| Favorite sex toy (traditional)? |
Uh… do canes count? |
| Favorite sex toy (improvised) |
Saran wrap? A plastic grocery bag and a leather belt? |
| First oral sex? |
16 years old |
| Last oral sex? |
Sunday |
| Last handjob? |
Self administered or other? |
| Favorite position? |
Missionary. Sorry folks, the classics never die. |
| Preferred hair color? |
Dark Brown |
| Preferred amount of pubic hair? |
Ones pubic hair should never be part of ones profile. |
| 2nd to last person you had sex with? |
Oh wow… that would be Don’t Answer Girl, who I’ve sworn never to sleep with again |
| Best sex of you life? |
When I was 18. |
| Last multi-partner sex session? |
Three years ago? A hotel room in West County? Aly, help me out. |
| Why did you sleep with the last person you slept with? |
I love her. She’s my girl. We were really horny. |
| Last lie you told to a lover? |
Of course I don’t hate you. |
| One thing you would try if completely secret? |
Um,… let’s just say I’d take steps to insure that George W. Bush never held any office again…heh,heh,heh… Prosecute that Mr. Ashcroft. |
| Biggest sexual regret? |
Not fucking more in my 20’s |
| Create a survey! |
You know, if someone’s stroking me I’m either already interested or violently putting a stop to it.
LOL — Now why didn’t I think of that answer?
I’m a bad survey taker because I take all questions literally.