Memes are the new black…

Ten things I have done that you probably haven’t

1. Asked (then Governor) Bill Clinton if he thought Ted Kennedy’s wife should take swimming lessons. (He smiled, shook my hand and walked away without answereing. And I said, “there goes the next president of these United States.”)

2. Had dinner with Andy Garcia, two off duty LAPD offices and two men dressed as transvestite hookers (it was a weird night)

3. Seen Andy Garcia in his underwear (and it kept getting weirder)

4. Had Yoko Honda (of Cibo Matto) fall on top of me (she tripped on my then girlfriend’s wheelchair)

5. Fallen asleep in the middle of having sex while high on ecstacy, woke up a few minutes later having no idea where I was…

6. Seen the movie Taxi Driver 200 times

7. Interviewed for a job while my potential employer was topless and breast-feeding (they did not hire me)

8. Met three members of the NEA Four (the fourth one is dead)

9. Been hung up on by Karen Finley

10. Made out with a sixty-year-old woman who I later discovered was a man

Bonus Materials:

Five things I have done naked that you probably haven’t

1. Walked from Grand to Kingshighway (approximately one and a half miles, the length of Tower Grove Park)

2. Danced on the roof of a nine story building downtown singing Doors songs

3. Been mummified in plastic wrap and tortured with candle wax at the Center for Contemporary Art

4. Performed at open mic night at the Way Out Club

5. Had electrodes attached to my dick during a tens unit demo at Magnolia’s  

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16 Comments

  1. As a read on, I expected to find somethig in there I’ve done…. but no. Think I should make my own list?
    Wait wait!! I may not had a tens unit attached to my cock at Magnolia’s but I HAVE had a tens unit attached to my pus pus for a demo at Beat Me in Saint Louis… does that count?

  2. Oh David, always finding new ways to make me… well, the graphic phrase that came to mind probably isn’t fit for public consumption. You’re the coolest. That’s all.

  3. So, I noticed that you’d friended me and I decided to check you out. St. Louis! Oh, how I love that town.
    Naked at the Way Out Club? That sounds dangerous. Much more dangerous than naked walking in Tower Grove Park. I admire that kind of foolhardiness!

  4. Ah…the Way Out Club. Those were the days.
    I saw your post in ‘s journal and recognized you from back in the day. We never actually met but I used to see you around a lot.
    Small world.
    Livejournal: Bringing mufuckas together since 1999

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