Memo to the straight world

The next time a monogamous person comes to me with problems in their relationship, I’m just gonna shrug my shoulders and say “Have you ever thought about fucking a whole bunch of people?”, as if that would fix everything.

Memo to the straight world:

Take your unsolicited advice about my sex life, turn it sideways and shove it up your ass.

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9 Comments

  1. I think it’s a combination of expecting one person to fill all your sexual, romantic and intimate needs while at the same time denying your own desires for other people. That’s a lot of pressure, and statistically only half of us can live up to it.
    60 % of all men cheat. 40% of all women cheat. We have an over 50% divorce rate. We have a whole society basing their happiness on somthing with the odds of a coin flip.

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