I guess I just have this affect on women…
An email I received today:
“Dear David,
Please don’t call again. I may become weak or stupid and call you but, please don’t call me back. I have purged your number from my phone and I will soon forget it from my memory but in the meantime if I err and call please ignore it.
In fact, the only reason you are allowed to call is if to say when, where and how often you would be willing to fuck me. On no other account should you ever call me.
Tomorrow will be one month since the very bad mistake I made. I would like to put it behind us, so as I said DON’T CALL.”
Damn.
Did I miss something?
Huh? Not following you, Bill.
Ummmm… {scratches head}
HOT damn.
That’s a pretty positive dumping. You’re not supposed to call back, but you can answer the phone. Also seems you can email her whatever you’d like, and sex is obviously still an option.
Keep up the good work.
You’re so popular.
^_^
HAHAHAHAHAHA