Thirty-two was a rather difficult birthday

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1. Difficult at 32? How so? It is the end of the decade birthdays that always got me. You know I would trade you at the drop of a hat. Hell I had to wait till I was 40 to achieve and live like I wanted to. At your age, you are doing and being what I dreamed of until it was almost too late. You are so envied. I think all the time, “if only………”

2. Being honest with women seems really easy until you have to do it.
   hellz yes, don’t i know it

3. Your birthday’s the day before mine. A happy belated one!

4. Honesty is the best policy.
   Yeah, 32 is easy. But don’t take it for granted. There’s still so many things you haven’t tried yet, and only you truly know what those things are. I don’t even know what I’m talking about, so there you go.
   Being honest with women may seem hard, but being honest with men scares the shit out of them. Especially if you’re a bald-headed androgy girl like moi. But in the end, patronizing only causes a person to be more delusional about what’s going on around them. And that’s okay, if you don’t actually have to interact with people on the outside, but here on earth, delusions of grandeur lead to serial killing…just a thought for the b-day boi. Can I spank you 32 times when I see you again? Maybe Draga can photograph it? You aren’t abstaining from being spanked are you?
   By the way, 33 has turned out to be a rather interesting year. As was 23. Don’t worry, you’ll only get better with age. Like a stinky cheese.
   So happy birthday (again) Monterrey Jack, from a slice of Gouda.

5. Personally, I’m blaming you for not informing me of when your birthday was going to happen. It’s your own damned fault. Had I known, I could have kidnapped part of the management, killed one or two of them, and explained that you got a raise, or the rest were history. But no.

6. That’s cool.
   Uh, who are you?

7. Extremely belated
   same to you

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