Dolly Parton was a grown woman when I was born, so how is it that she now looks younger than I do?
Is it proper to thank God when you when an award for writing a song about pimping?
Larry McMurtry owns a book store in Texas. This explains that really awkward moment in his speech when he started talking about “preserving the culture of the book.”
On Rachel Weisz: Every time I think that a Hollywood actress is finally at a healthy weight, she turns out to be pregnant.
If I ever direct a movie about gay cowboys, I’m not dedicating it to my father. Even if he’s dead at the time, he’d crawl out of his grave to kick my ass.
I really want to do a movie with Three Six Mafia, just so that all the promotional materials will say “Academy Award Winners: Three Six Mafia.”
Best Speech of the night was George Clooney, both for his eloquent statements on why he is proud to be a Hollywood liberal, and for starting his Best Supporting Actor acceptance speech by saying “I guess this means I won’t be getting Best Director…”
Jon Stewart was great; I don’t care what the haters say.
Someone please tell that fat bitch Jessica Alba to lay off the buffet.
The Oscars are Hollywood’s way of congratulating itself. Giving Best Picture to Crash, is Hollywood’s way of congratulating itself to the second power.
The highlight of the night for me was Robert Altman getting his honorary Oscar and Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep’s hilarious introduction of him. So what if all the non Altman fans thought they were drunk.
The chick who wrote the song from Crash had to sing in front of a burning car. Three Six Mafia did It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp with a bunch of badly choreographed dancers dressed as pimps and hoes. How come Dolly Parton got to do Travelin’ Through alone on a bare stage? Why not a surgeon’s office set and a chorus of dancing transsexuals?
Well dang it that was just so robert altman wasnt it. the only part of the show that didnt feel scripted lol