1. Don’t you know that you can’t put Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett in the same movie? If they were to touch on-screen all life as we know it would cease to exist!
2. This is basically Forest Gump, but he ages backwards and is not retarded.
3. As Brad Pitt grows younger he turns into:
- Richard Gere
- Robert Redford
- Brad Pitt
- Colin Farrell
4. When is David Fincher going to direct another David Fincher movie? He’s only done two in his entire career: Seven and Fight Club. Two and a half if you count Zodiac. He’s made his Ridley Scott movie (Alien 3), his Alfred Hitchcock movie (Panic Room), but now that he’s gotten into Robert Zemeckis/Sydney Pollack territory, it’s time to get back to his day job. Seriously Fincher, I want violence and rain and Nine Inch Nails on the soundtrack next time.