Photo by Kholood Eid, for the Riverfront TimesThis picture was taken at the “No Pants Subway Ride St. Louis.” I had the following conversation with the woman in the picture and just had to share.
Me: I thought I recognized that ass.
Her: David, did you recognize the legs next to me? I never realized he had such big feet.
Me: I blame wide angle lens distortion. I don’t think his calves are that developed either.
Her: Yeah, I thought the same thing about his legs. They look much manlier in this picture than in real life. Which only means my ass doesn’t look as good either.
Me: Actually, you’re further away from the edge of the frame which means your ass is less distorted than his legs. Of course, I’d have to see your ass in person again to determine the extent of the distortion.
This is what all my college photography classes have come to: Ass Forensics.
Her: Ass Forensics ♥
Yes. Me too.
Correction: you're going to have to closely examine her ass and my hairy man legs side by side in person to properly judge the optical distortions in this photo Mr. Wraith. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it and it seems you've just volunteered.
Justin, I'd tolerate your legs to get a good look at her ass. Just sayin'.
I don't care where it is in relation to the camera…. that's a beautiful ass.