This morning, I, David Noble Dandridge, with great pride bestowed the coveted Noble Peace Prize on President Barack Hussein Obama. The prize has been in my family for generations and over the years we have used it to honor great Americans. Unfortunately, there was a typo in the press release and it went out that President Obama had won the Nobel Peace Prize. And, as you know, once the press gets a hold of these things, they take on a life of their own.
To put this in perspective, past winners of the Noble Peace Prize include Nipsey Russell, the cast of That’s My Mama, Rerun from What’s Happening, that guy who played Leroy on Fame, the Fly Girls and Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann.
My sincerest congratulations go to President Obama. I regret any confusion I may have caused.