Her: We saw The Ring, right?
Me: Yeah. That movie sucked ass.
Me: And I mean that literally. It literally sucked ass.
Me: An ass was sucked by that film.
Me: That’s why they call it The Ring, because…
Her: (Looking at me very strangely)
Me: Whoa! That joke was about to go downhill real fast.
bravo! the sign of enlightenment is knowing when to stop before it goes (too far) downhill. i bow to you Enlightened One.
lawd…help him!