Strange Conversation with The One Last Night


Me:
Honey, I don’t think it’s a good idea for you to move in with an 80lbs., anorexic, sex addict. The only way this chick could push more of your buttons is if she was a Satanist.
Her: Actually, her sister is a Satanist. She lives across the street
Me:You’re fucking with me!
Her:No, seriously.   
Me: Honey, I wouldn’t want you moving in with an 80lbs., anorexic, sex addict and her satanic sister across the street, even if you let me put a video camera in every room and make a reality TV show out of it.
Her: Actually, it would make a good show.
Me: This girl scares me.
Her: Really?
Me: Yeah. And just to put that in perspective…have you ever met my friend Archer?
Her: Yes.
Me: Archer is one of my favorite people on the planet and this girl scares me. That should say something.
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