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I’m sorta’ kinda’ in love with someone who is sorta’ kinda’ in love with me. Problem is we live in different cities and she’s sorta’ kinda’ in love with a woman. The best part is that she has told me that I know this woman but she won’t tell me who the woman is. We know very few people in common, so now I’m totally fucking tortured.
 
I have a huge crush on a woman in my prayer group. She’s 48, engaged and totally wrong for me. The problem with meeting women in a prayer group is that they probably won’t have sex with you.
 
I met this really cute girl in a meditation class a few weeks ago. I gave her my business card because she was interested in the poetry slam. I didn’t think much of it. Last night she called me out the blue and asked me out. You know how long it’s been since something like that’s happened? Something like that has never happened.
 
Celibacy, while one of the best decisions of my life, is getting really old. Lent is over, but I think I’ll hold out until May when it will be officially six months. That’s the longest I’ve gone without sex in this millennium.
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9 Comments

  1. It is the un-imposed celabacies that are the worst
    but hang in there
    if it is important, you can keep with it
    and then there is the problem of the two women…..
    wish I had your problem,
    well, on the other hand……….

  2. separated at birth
    i’m also on a self imposed (well that’s what i’m calling it now) six-month hiatus. i’m just about hitting the five month mark now.
    don’t tell anyone, but i’m kinda digging it

  8. I have a huge crush on a woman in my prayer group. Shes 48, engaged and totally wrong for me. The problem with meeting women in a prayer group is that they probably wont have sex with you.
    I thought this was so funny I read it to my boss… who also thought it was funny.

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