Loose Talk: Venus Envy 2006

Me : I’d hate to die on Easter having spent the last moments of my life watching a stripper mock the crucifixion of Jesus. 

Andy: Pole dancing is the new belly dancing. 

Susie: Is this the Hustler Club? 
Me: No, it’s Venus Envy. You do realize that if this were a boxing match, I’d have to call a technical knock-out based on the fact that you don’t know where you are. 

Celia: I’m watching the movie as you film it.
Me: Yeah, it’s so postmodern it almost hasn’t happened yet.