I’m nothing if not polite

bi-guy_stl: hi david
davidwraith: hello
bi-guy_stl: you have an awesome pic
bi-guy_stl: have you ever had a bi-guy contact you looking for some fun?
davidwraith: no
bi-guy_stl: do you like oral pleasure?
davidwraith: I don’t swing your way, bro. I’m straight.
bi-guy_stl: my loss – sorry to bother you

davidwraith: No worries.

bi-guy_stl: you would receive oral only
bi-guy_stl: have you ever heard that guys give head best?
davidwraith: I’ll have to take your word for it.
bi-guy_stl: so – no chance of me showing you
bi-guy_stl: i mean since you don’t swing this way?
bi-guy_stl: that’s cool – have a good one!
davidwraith: Peace.

 

     *screen name changed, because I’m a nice guy

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18 Comments

  1. I’m surprised he didn’t try the “You can close your eyes and pretend I’m a girl” line. That’s basically what I had to do for all my ex-girlfriends. BWAHAHA.

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