Check out these cool places I went. Check out all these pictures of cool people who were there. Read my witty commentary on all the cool things I do. Click this link for a photo album of cool people who I barely know. Click this link to a website that proves that all the stuff I talk about really exists and that I’m not just making it up to make myself seem interesting. I’m a man about town, baby. I’m everywhere. I know everybody. Everybody knows me. I’m way more important than you give me credit for. Nope, no sir, no self esteem problems here.
Woo Hoo!
, youre so cool. Youre so sexy. Come to my house and have sex with me and my girlfriend
Damn…
I love you man… you are sooooo fucking cool!!! 😀