How very disturbing. Perhaps you should perform some kind of exorcism to rid yourself of the evil that arrived in your mailbox?
Eeeww
I. . feel. . . unclean . . . just reading it . . .
OMG!
WHAT IF THEY COME FOR ME NEXT??? AAKKKKK!!!!!!
How very disturbing. Perhaps you should perform some kind of exorcism to rid yourself of the evil that arrived in your mailbox?
ew! are you sure its not a gag letter?
Yep.
That’s terrible. I hope you can get the smell out of your mailbox.